Is Spam the New Beat?

I had to post this spam we just got this morning... no link, no investment recommendations, just poetry. I like it!

Hello!

He started smoking when he was eight.

School is closed now, what's it to ya?
I wasted through the night.
I asked, "Why are you pinching me?
Like history and math.
I didn't shut the light.
I know that it will bore me.
oh so blotchy red and hivy-
I wasted through the night.
We have torn up all the math books
reached out and pinched my knee.
and a full-blown case of rabies.
My grades are so much better now,
I didn't shut the light.
I watched TV instead-
oh so blotchy red and hivy-
Cause Freddie does it for me!
I don't like doing homework.
and you're not wearing green."
and there won't be no more tests.
I hope my students don't find out
I asked, "Why are you pinching me?
Like history and math.
I had asthma and was wheezing.

It has great rhythm, eh? Yay Internet!