Oh. God.
One of
those spiders is in our house. In. Our. House. Not four feet from me. Usually Sugar Daddy captures and removes spiders, but he's at work! I've put a jar over him so I'm hoping nothing awful will happen before he gets home. Eeuucchh. Shudders. I have permanent heebeejeebies. Where did it go before I saw it? Was it on me? Did I sit near it? Worse, did Ezra come near it? Could it have bitten Ezra? Must leave house until Sugar Daddy comes home.
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Yeah, okay, I'm the man so spiders became my responsibility. Not sure how that worked, but crikey, I've picked up some spiders that looked like a racket ball with pipe cleaners jabbed into it.
Anthony Burgess fan.
On 4-Oct-06, at 6:21 PM, cinnamon gurl wrote: Droogies... that's from Clockwork Orange, isn't it?
Yes. May I add you?
ick. i mean, totally. ick.
Slip a piece of paper under the jar. Take outside, turn over. Problem solved.
Forgot how much I loved the term Droogies. Thanks for jogging my memory.
Oh goodness... I just bought my 7 year old son a dozen plastic spiders for his birthday (his request). I knew I shouldn't do it - as every time I see one it scares the bejesus out of me... I HATE spiders and will not remove one even with a jar and paper.
One time my parents in law bought my daughter a bunch of those fake spiders....when they gave them to her, we were eating in a restaurant. She dropped one under the table and reached under to retrieve it, but instead she retrieved a bug/cockroach/i don't know what it was....didn't look too closely but it was moving! Ewwww...still get the willies thinking about it.
It's not just because he's a man that Sugar Daddy does spider duty. It's also because he used to keep them as pets when he was a kid. And, actually, I just removed a small one. But that one yesterday was just way too big and creepy for me to remove it.
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