The other night preparing dinner...
Me: So... does your brain still melt down at the mere thought of another child?
Sugar Daddy: [pause] Uh, no, actually. I can consider it for half a second before my mind short circuits.
Me: And do you ever think that it might be nice to have another child sometime in the distant future?
Sugar Daddy: Well, no. But I kind of think it might happen, and I'll just have to accept it.
Me: That's the spirit!
[through my laughter] Can I blog this?
Sugar Daddy: [displaying the same grim resignation] I guess so.