Thursday, May 03, 2007
I won't tell you where the bathroom was that I saw this in, because I don't want to get dooced.
1. From William Safire's Fumblerules: No sentence fragments. (Along with my fave, "I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times, avoid hyperbole.")
2. "Complaints relative to hygiene"? What's wrong with "about"? Has it gone out of fashion?
3. Are they monitoring cleanliness from closed circuit televisions?!? Why do they even need this sign in the first place?