To the woman in the grocery store line-up who stuck her face in front of Swee'pea's and said, "Mama could understand you better if you took that [soother] out of your mouth":
I can understand him just fine thank you. Please don't stick your face in my child's again.
To the old lady at the market who said to Swee'pea, "Take that thing out of your mouth!":
Last time I checked you weren't my grandmother (or Swee'pea's). Mind your own business.
Yours in barely suppressed anger,
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